In the Court of Two Hearts · One-Month Term
Motion for Continued Gratitude
Comes now the undersigned, of sound mind and very full heart, to state on the record: I am grateful, beyond what I can measure, to have you in my life.
Everything below is evidence.
Exhibits
Grounds for Gratitude
Exhibit AI · Model Card
I have a master's-in-AI girlfriend, so I ran the numbers.
accuracy 0%
- objectiveminimise days spent not knowing you
- epochs30 days
- resultconverged · no further training required
Cross-Examination
One question, your honour:
Do you accept the terms of us?
Ruling
On the evidence, the Court finds for us. The motion is granted in full.
Sudden-Death Match
Warm up in practice, then set the score & start. Winner gets the last word.
Christine WS · drag left Humza ↑↓ · drag right
One month in, and you already feel like the best argument I've ever made. Thank you for being mine, Christine. I'm so grateful for you.
— Humza
Meet me at Beaver Lake, tonight, at sunset.
♥